Happy as a Fly
7" single (clear vinyl) with B-side Phone Sex Girls (aren't pretty)/1994
The Family Jewels
Self-titled debut album/1996
Tracks: 1. Applefoot 2. Happy as a Fly 3. Picasso Suave 4. My Plumber 5. Chickenman From Atlantis 6. Crayon Named Blue 7. Garbageman 8. Special K 9. Sox on the Line 10. Simon Spacely
Chuck and Louise
Tracks: 1. Slum 2. Cult Castration 3. Farm Song 4. God 5. Hair Party 6. Hand 7. The Slaw Abduction 8. Boy in the Well 9. Scary Song
Chuck and Louise 2
Tracks: 1. Higher than the Government 2. Push it Through the Middle 3. Miller = Gigolo 4. (It's Okay If You're) Gay 5. Picasso Suave (Remastered) 6. Counting Sheep
Unfinished/unrecorded tracks: Frankenstein, Peeping Tom, I Don't Like You, Secret Asian Man, Use of 7
All songs by The Family Jewels Copyright © 1994,1996,1998, 2001,2002 Brian Barry, Michael Miller, John Underwood.
TFJ Promotional CD
Features: Higher than the Government, Push it through the Middle, Picasso Suave (Remix), Miller=Gigolo/2004
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Right now, the band is working with cdbaby.com to make that dream possible. Patience...
Unfortunately, the band self-financed themselves over the years and never had the money to put those songs on a glimmering, round piece of plastic. However, the band is talking about releasing songs in the near future. For now, visit the band's music sites, starting with myspace.com/thefamilyjewelsrock.
Hey! Relax. Time flies man. We have new lives now. New priorities. However, we love our music and love you guys for supporting us (morally and emotionally). The music will come out.
Hell no. bbarry, Mike Miller, and John Underwood love each other and long for each other's company. They are also joint owners of the copyrights for all of the Family Jewels songs. Any reproduction, retransmission, unauthorized use or sale may result in legal action.
You relax. We're just saying. Look, we're understanding people. We let a lot slide. However, the band worked their asses off for 10 years, self-financing their own tours and albums. Recouping money is hard to fathom, but the music is copyrighted and protected by law.