The Family Jewels
The greatest band your aunt, the guy at the gas station, and a few kids in the UK have ever heard.
Welcome to The Family Jewels Stage Performer Hall of Fame
Throughout the years, The Family Jewels were known for their riotous stage show. This site is dedicated to the heroic men who got the laughes, who caused the screams, and who made the magic come to life each night.
The Legendary Azz
From 1992-1997
Specialties: Homeless man, Trombone player, Freak, Alien, Chickenman
Greatest Moment:
During the debut of the 1997 TFJ Classic "Slum," emerged from a pile of papers at the foot of the stage, scaring the audience half to death.
Christopher "MC Evil Jesus" Wallach From 1996 to 2000 Specialties: Pimp, Mentally Disabled, Pornoconfetti Where is he now?: Chris is chillin' in Queens |
Geoff Rickley From 1996 to 1999 Specialties: Alien, Wheelchair victim, Nurse, Lonesome Guy on Stage, Homeless man, Chickenman Where is he now?: Geoff went on to front the successful emo-group "Thursday" |
Paul "Pimpfabulous" Campos From 1996 to 1998 Specialties: Pimp, TFJ Merchandise Distributor Where is he now?: Paul is still pimpin' it old school
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